Interview with the Vampire Chapter 1 in a nutshell. So far Louis is a mopey bastard,
EquiusThe interviewer sweats too much, and Lestat is just SO PRETTY you guys.One time Lestat punched me in the face. It was awesome.
OH GOD ANWEN REMEMBER HOW THIS MOVIE AND TERRIBLE 70’S SUITS MADE ME FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE OH GOD HELP.
STOP REMINDING ME OF ALL THE DATES YOU TWO HAVE GONE ON WITHOUT ME. IS IT THAT YOU DONT LOVE ME IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME?
IM A GROWNUP. YOU CAN TELL ME
YOU DID NOT JUST USE THE SCRIPT AGAINST ME, ABIGAIL. YOU DID NOT. YOU DID NOT. ASDFDGKSFKLGHFJK.
No don’t worry guys- I’ll just be over here, feeling all the feelings.
Also does this make BR Smiley and Bagail Guilliam? (I think it does.)

HOW DARE YOU USE THAT PICTURE OF THARD CRYING. ALL OF MY FEELINGS. I JUST CANT.
(Source: whereismyoscar)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - John Le Carre. Chapter 11.
This. Goddamn. Book.